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Tuesday, 14 May 2013

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Katy says that she is infatuated with Andy Dick.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katy Perry is still reeling from the fact that she was unceremoniously dumped by boyfriend John Mayer.

Katy told iRumors writer Vodka Vermicelli that Johnny is the biggest two-faced jerk in all of Tinsel Town.

She said that he paints pictures with his words but he eventually ends up picking up an Etch-A-Sketch and the real Mayer The Player comes out loud and clear.

Perry said that she was warned by some of Mayer's celebrity conquests including Ke$ha, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson about the low-life heartbreaker.

The 28-year-old "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It" singer proudly boasted that there is a new man in her life and he is none other than Hollywood funnyman Andy Dick, who recently appeared on Dancing With The Stars.

Katy told Miss V that Andy may not have the looks of Derek Hough, the physique of Taylor Lautner, or the money of Brad Pitt but he is special because he can make her laugh just by saying "Hola Katy."

Perry who was married to Russell Brand said that she had no idea that Andy speaks seven languages fluently including Chippewa and Lower Zamgolian.

She also bragged that he can name everyone of the wives of the U.S. presidents going back to George Washington.

SIDENOTE: Katy says that Andy Dick is the type of guy that she would consider getting a tattoo for.

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