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Monday, 13 May 2013

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This is a photo of the building in which Joan Rivers attended anger management classes.

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers AKA The Queen of Mean has just revealed a startling fact.

The 79-year-old told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that back in March she was thrown out of an anger management class due to the fact that her instructor said that she was just way to angry.

Rivers is reported to have made 7 of the 16 class members cry including 3 males.

Her instructor, Ashford A. Dottendiffer, 38, said that from the very first day of the class Ms. Rivers took over and acted as if she was the instructor.

She literally broke at least 19 rules, regulations, and bylaws in the first four hours alone.

Finally Dottendiffer said that he had no choice but to ask her to leave. Joan did not bulge. The instructor then let her know that he was not asking her but telling her.

Rivers still did not budge. Dottendiffer then called a security guard who showed up with a taser gun. He went right up to Rivers and asked her politely to leave the room and get off the premises or risk getting tasered.

The Yiddish comedian made a face and told the security guard that she was Joan Rivers and that she was not going anywhere and that no one was going to make her.

"Oh really?" came the reply from the security guard.

"Yes really Mr. Chubsy Wubsy" Joan remarked. And as she turned to walk back towards her desk and chair the security guard drew his taser gun and PZZZZZT!

Joan immediately hit the floor like a bucket of bricks. She looked like a flounder rolling around out of water.

She was then physically picked up and placed outside the building's front door.

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