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Friday, 10 May 2013

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Kim says that her number one craving is popcorn and adds that she eats about a dozen bags a day.

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend, Kim Kardashian has really been hurt by all the press about her being so fat that she is starting to resemble a human volcano.

Of course her one-day-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries is the one who tagged her with that geographical nickname.

Humphries denies it but Tittle Tattle Tonight has a video of him calling Kim a human volcano as he sat eating a chimichanga at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in La Brea.

Meanwhile Kim's boyfriend Kanye West has stated that he does not care if Kim, who is seven months pregnant, balloons up to 400 pounds he would still kiss her just as much but not in public.

Kim was asked by 3T's Tapioca Swizzle about the recent photo of her that appeared on the cover of the supermarket tabloid Just Saying.

The photo which was taken at Santa Monica Beach shows Kim wearing a skimpy egg plant colored string bikini.

Kim said that the photo was taken by the world's most famous photographer Picasso Mandolin.

SIDENOTE: Miss Swizzle had the photo enlarged and in her opinion the bikini photo appears to have been air brushed, photoshopped, and altered like hell. Kim of course denies it saying that Kanye will verify that she looks just as good in the bedroom as she does on the magazine cover.

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