BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga says that she can hardly wait to get back on the touring circuit and show the world that she is a much better performer than Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jennifer Lopez.
Lady Gaga, who is recovering from a vocal cord rotation among several other things told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-á-Vis that she is bored beyond belief.
She said that she took up doing needle point but kept accidentally stabbing herself with the damn needle.
Then she decided to try yoga but after two lessons she realized that it was just not going to agree with her eating habits.
Lady Gaga then took up stamp collecting but revealed that she got very sick from licking all of those stamps.
Miss Dakota asked her about the rumors of her incorporating sex toys into her mattress merriment.
The "Born This Way" singer giggled and said that she was told about the wonders of sex toys by Madonna and so she tried it but did not like it because the batteries kept dying.