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Wednesday, 8 May 2013

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Miranda says that if Blake doesn't stop with his name calling he may end up sleeping in the barn.

NASHVILLE - Country music artist and The Voice mentor Blake Shelton who stands 6-foot-5-inches tall towers a whole 13 inches above his wife fellow country music singer Miranda Lambert who is 5-foot-4.

A close friend of the couples has said that little Lambert has expressed on several occasions within the past two weeks that she is fed up with her husband making fun of her height by calling her names.

According to the friend, Blake has resorted to calling his wife such names as half pint, shrimp, tiny, munchkin, itty bitty, and shortcake.

Blake reportedly gets a kick out of it but Miranda has said that if he does not stop it and stop it quick he may find himself sleeping out in the barn with the chickens, the cows, and Ollie the ostrich.

Shelton reportedly replied that Whoopi Goldberg will become an NFL cheerleader before that happens.

Close friend Keith Urban, a judge on American Idol, who only stands 5-foot-8 tried to tell Blake that it is not nice to kid Miranda about her height.

Blake is alleged to have replied to Keith by saying, "Hey Pee Wee don't you worry your little old head about it."

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