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Wednesday, 8 May 2013

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The hills of Hollywood are alive with the sounds of unhappiness in the Odom-Kardashian household. (Photo by Ke$ha).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills of Hollywood are bustling with the sounds of unhappiness in the Lamar and Khloe household.

After nearly four years of wedded bliss the bliss appears to be turning into blisters.

According to a highly reliable source, Lamar is not at all happy that while he is off on business trips, his Kardashian wife transforms herself into a Lindsay Lohan-like party girl.

A close Kardashian family friend who did not want her named mentioned stated to Tittle Tattle Tonight that if one did not know any better one would think that Khloe is a single gal.

The family friend added that Khloe has been making the rounds of some of Tinsel Town's hottest night spots including The Drunk Duck Lounge, The Fountain of Youth Lounge, and David Arquette's Tipsy Tadpole Lounge.

Reports are that Khloe was even spotted doing a very sensuously sultry, sexy, salsa dance with hip hop rapper El El Chill Yo Bro at the Duck.

Meanwhile word has gotten back to Lamar who has said that if Khloe keeps on acting like that Lohan beatch then he will pay L.A. attorney Ginger Allred a visit and start the divorce proceedings quicker than Khloe can eat two M&M's.

In A Related Story. Friends of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin are worried that the has-been politician is so devastated at the fact that no one cares about her anymore that they fear she may go out moose hunting and never return.

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