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Tuesday, 7 May 2013

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A scene from the latest episode of The Waffle Wars.

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley has said that if she ever sees Khloe Kardashian on the streets of L.A. she may just end up putting a bit of a hurt on the Kardashian diva.

Alley is reportedly furious that Khloe who is the host of the Nourishment Network's reality show The Waffle Wars cancelled a scheduled appearance that Kirstie was to have made on her show.

A spokesperson for The Waffle Wars, Chiffon P. Kipplemeister stated that it was decided by an unnamed source that it would be best if Miss Alley was not on the show due to the fact that they feared a possible cheating episode.

Kirstie says that she received a text message from a member of the shows kitchen crew which stated that the decision was made by Khloe and Khloe alone.

The Waffle Wars which premiered a month ago, has been doing great in the ratings and has regularly beat out other cable shows such as Home Celebrity Rehab, Pole Dancing Is Not Really A Sport, and The Real Housewives of Detroit.

In Other News. Mitt Romney has just told Political Salad Bar Magazine that it is really a good thing that he lost the presidential election because he really did not want to be president anyway.

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