HOLLYWOOD - As the word to the famous song goes, the hills are alive with the sound of music, but in the case of Kim Kardashian that music is a very sad, melancholic refrain.
The 32-year-old extremely pregnant member of the infamous Kardashian (Klan) is said to be very upset at the fact that her baby daddy Kanye West recently told The LaLaLand Daily that the Kimster is getting so big she is starting to resemble a damn volcano.
An unnamed source has opined that a very bored Kanye could be getting close to ending the relationship with Kim.
West in presently in Paris, France, shopping for some new do rags. Reports are that when Kim heard about his hurtful-as-hell remark she got so mad she curtailed her eating habits and now instead of devouring five medium-sized pizzas daily she has cut it down to four.
She told her sister Khloe that she is really lucky to have such an understanding husband as former Laker player Lamar Odom who treats her like a queen except of course when he is around his friends and then she becomes more like a lady in waiting.
Meanwhile the Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner told her husband Bruce Jenner than she wants him to have a man-to-man talk with Kanye and straighten the flaky hip hop artist out before he encounters the Kris Jenner wrath which can make a tornado seem like a dust devil.
SIDENOTE: Bruce is said to have told Kris that since she likes to wear the friggin pants in the marriage she can effen tell him herself.