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Thursday, 2 May 2013

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A male neighbor of Coulter's has seen her in a swimsuit and he said that it was not a pretty sight.

NEW YORK CITY - After insisting that he has never seen naked photos of Ann Coulter, much less possessed any, it appears that the Republican radio talk show host may be on the verge of changing his tune.

According to American Spotlight Magazine they allegedly have a photo taken of a man who greatly resembles Limbaugh gazing at nude photos that appear to be of GOP political maven Ann Coulter.

ASM reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff has reportedly seen half a dozen photos and he feels that the two people in the x-rated pix are indeed Tubby and Trigger Face.

Ribicoff tried to contact Limbaugh but his receptionist said that he was in Nashville where he had gone to see about purchasing a guitar.

Attempts to contact Ms. Coulter were futile. A neighbor of hers was contacted by ADM and he confided that he has seen Ann sprawled out by her pool in a swimsuit and that it was not a pretty sight.

He then shook his head, made a horrible Omarosa-like face, and said he can't even imagine what the 6-foot tall dishwater blonde must look like totally nude.

In A Related Story. Paul Ryan commented to Political Salad Bar Magazine that he is thrilled that no one has called him Little Bunny Foo Foo in the past 48 hours.

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