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Thursday, 2 May 2013

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Demi's latest 'Boy-Toy' is restaurateur Harry Morton. (Photo courtesy of Tallulah Willis).

BEVERLY HILLS - Family members and close friends of Demi "The Cougar" Moore fear that the elderly actress is once again setting herself up for disappointment and eventual failure in the romance department.

Moore who is in the process of divorcing her boy-toy husband Ashton Kutcher is reportedly courting another much younger male suitor.

Demi's latest expedition into the realm of youthfulness is Harry "Promises Promises" Morton, who at 32, is 18 years younger than the half century old Ms. Moore.

But as Demi recently told Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette, "Age is just a number."

Yes, that's true but 50, when compared to 32, is a humongous number. And no one knows that better than Moore's soon-to-be ex-hubby Ashton Kutcher, 35, who is having a fantabulous time with 29-year-old Mila Kunis.

SIDENOTE: Meanwhile, Demi's three semi-pretty daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah are all wishing and hoping that their mother comes to her senses and stops with her boy-crazy, dead-end street cougaristic antics.

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