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Wednesday, 1 May 2013

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Andy Dick's DWTS partner Sharna Burgess is one of the sexiest pro dancers to ever appear on the show.

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to half a dozen dance teams as comedian Andy Dick is the latest celebrity to be eliminated from the dancing show.

Host Tom Bergeron said he hated to see Andy go because he is one of the funniest looking and most popular celebs to ever appear on the show.

Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman who is about as charming as a mason jar filled with scorpions, said that Mr. Dick showed that anyone can get out on the dance floor and have fun even if you have no idea what exactly dancing is.

His partner the lusciously sensuous Australian dancer Sharna Burgess told Andy that she enjoyed dancing with him because he always kept her laughing with his vast assortment of knock-knock jokes, blonde jokes, and Sarah "Snowflake" Palin jokes.

Andy was asked what he will miss the most about the show. He looked right into the camera and with a school boy grin replied that he is going to miss no longer getting to rub up against Sharna's amazingly erotic body.

Sharna blushed, looked at the camera, smiled and winked.

SIDENOTE: Baltimore Raven's wide receiver Jacoby Jones found himself in the Bottom 3 along with soap opera star Ingo Rademacher and Andy Dick. Jacoby's mama, Emily had to be restrained by DWTS security guards after she angrily started walking towards Goodman who had made some cutting remarks about her baby boy.

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