Written by Abel Rodriguez
Print this

Thursday, 2 May 2013

image for Paris Hilton Blames Her Downward Spiraling Career on Lindsay Lohan
Paris says she is looking forward to seeing Lindsay Lohan enter into rehab.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Hollywood rich girl who likes to pride herself in being one of Tinsel Town's top celebutantes, Paris Hilton is trying to get back into the celluloid spotlight.

It is no secret that Hilton thoroughly resents all of the extensive publicity that Lindsay Lohan has been receiving for the past months.

Paris recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that there was a time when she, Paris was the fantasy of every red-blooded American schoolboy and even a lot of their teachers.

But she added that as soon as the freckle-faced Lohan diva hit the age of consent she has pretty much consented to everything possible under the sun.

Hilton was recently asked on The View if she feels that the entertainment world parade has passed her by.

Paris made a face and told Barbara Walters that there was a time when she was not only the parade's grand marshal, but she was the head twirler, the parade's beauty queen, and the envy of every Hollywood starlet in Movieville.

SIDENOTE: Paris says that she is looking forward to seeing Lindsay Lohan enter The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic so that she can once again be the object of every young man's fantasies.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 2?

4 2 10 21
54 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more