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Tuesday, 7 May 2013

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Selena says she dislikes Justin Bieber so much she has even changed the name of her cat from Justin to Giggles.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez has said time after time that she is never, ever getting back together with Justin Bieber.

She says that she does not know how to make it clearer than that. Selena is so sure of that fact that she even asked her close friend Taylor Swift if she could borrow the line from her song.

Taylor reportedly told her to use it and advised her to stay away from Justin because he has become the boy version of Lindsay "The Loser" Lohan.

Selena replied that she could not agree more. She then asked if Taylor would write a song for her in which she disses Justin from here to Timbuktu and then maybe that way he will see that she is serious about never, ever getting back together with him.

Taylor said that it would be her pleasure and added that writing songs about guys who wrong girls is one song topic she will never, ever tire of.

She then told Selena that their mutual friend Miley Cyrus called her up last week and asked her to write a break up song about her and Liam Hemsworth.

In Kentucky Derby News. Word filtering out of Louisville, Kentucky, is that one of the Kentucky Derby horses may be disqualified after testing positive for horseradish.

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