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Wednesday, 1 May 2013

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NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly erupted in a directory of curse words right before going on his show The O'Reilly Factor.

An inside source said that Bill O was upset at the fact that he had read in the supermarket tabloid Say What? that the reason why his wife, Maureen had divorced him was because she had seen him riding Buckles, their prized palomino sidesaddle.

The story went on to state that Mrs. O'Reilly felt that all of these years her husband had been putting up a front as being a tough guy, when in actuality he was more in Nathan Lane and Richard Simmons league.

Bill emphatically denied the story and noted that it had been written by Skippy Viperwater, who has made it known that he cannot stand GOPers Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Paul "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan.

SIDENOTE: Barbara Walters stated that O'Reilly called her up and told her that he would like to appear on The View to dispel the rampant rumors that he is in fact a fairy. Walters suggested that he try and get on Greta Van Susteren's show.

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