BEVERLY HILLS - If Miss Miley Cyrus is serious about trying to get her ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth back, she may be going about it the wrong way.
Billy Ray Cyrus' 20-year-old daughter has proven that she definitely marches to the beat of a different drummer, a different bassist, and a different tambourine player.
Miley has gone through periods where she wantonly engaged in lap dance exhibits, pole dancing seminars, and bong endurance contests.
And through it all she has simply written it off as being a bit on the immature-as-hell department.
A close friend of Miley's who asked to remain anonymous recently stated to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that Miley had confided in her that she was going to win back Liam no matter what it takes.
The friend who asked that we use the fake name Diggalina Sue Follyfibble confessed that Miley told her that she knows that if she makes Liam jealous he will return to her quicker than Wynonna Judd putting away a helping of Chattanooga-style cornbread.
Diggy Sue said that Miley told her that she was going to go shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills and she was going to be wearing a pair of extremely short white short shorts.
The former Hannah Montana star did wear the white short shorts and her hair stylist Fufi Fondue told her "Honey biscuit, if Liam does not call you after he sees you in those butt cleavage revealing short shorts then you had better just scratch him off the list and find you a new fella."
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