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Wednesday, 1 May 2013

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Catherine is thinking about checking into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. (Photo courtesy of Lindsay Lohan).

SANTA MONICA - Catherine Zeta-Jones said that she is so stressed out she decided to take an R&R trip down to sun-drenched Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

But she pointed out that the city is currently bustling with tourists due to the Annual Jalapeno Eating Contest festivities and she did not feel like being around huge crowds.

She then figured she would fly over to Honolulu, Hawaii, but she soon found out that the city is presently hosting a total of 17 conventions including The Tattoo Artists Federation of America, The Books 'R' Us national chain convention, The Hello Telemarketing Agency convention, and The United States Drinking Society Federation convention.

Catherine spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and she asked him to please let his viewers know that she has decided to check herself into a rehab clinic.

She informed de Gallo that part of the reason for her seeking help is due to her bouts of bipolarism. But she wanted it made perfectly clear that the main reason is due to the tremendous stress she is feeling due to the effects of her May-December marriage to Michael Douglas.

Catherine said that at first everything was buttercups and M&M's but then as Michael got older things began to change.

She pointed out that she is 43, while Duggy, as she calls Michael, is 68. She did admit that although it is a huge 25 year age difference it is not really enough for her to want to leave him.

But Catherine did note that she is just not quite ready to play Bingo five times a week like Duggy does.

In Other News. "Call Me Maybe" singer Carly Rae Jepsen says that now that the first lady Michelle Obama has kind of taken over the bangs hairstyle that she made popular, she is seriously thinking of going to dreadlocks like Whoopi Goldberg.

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