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Tuesday, 30 April 2013

image for Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Canoodling Under The Moon In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Nina took a photo of Manolo Telemundo, Jr's, piano.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of the happiest couples in Tinsel Town recently jetted down to sunny old Mexico for some well-earned fun in the sun.

The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spied down at The Whole Enchilada Hotel & Spa where they were frolicking on the pristine beach like two Venice Beach school kids.

Paco del Toro, a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News remarked that in all the years that he has been reporting on American celebrities he has never seen a couple that was more in love than Señorita Dobrev and Señor Somerhalder.

Del Toro said that he watched as Ian hand-fed his attractive girlfriend fried Oreo cookies.

He observed that later Nina took a big sip from a bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila and then kissed her boyfriend passing him the entire sip.

Del Toro grinned and said that he recalled only seeing that tequila-transfer done one other time and it was back in 2007, between Ann Coulter and an unidentified maracas player from Guadalajara.

Somerhalder and Dobrev had dinner at the hotel's Pesos & Besos Cantina, where they danced to the fantastic music of one of Mexico's greatest piano players Manolo "El Ivory Tickler" Telemundo, Jr.

Telemundo later joined the handsome couple at their table. He asked them what they liked the best about Cabo. Nina grinned and said that she loved being able to openly canoodle under the Cabo moon.

Ian replied that he also enjoyed the Cabo canoodling and added that he really got a kick out of watching The Annual Cabo San Lucas Jalapeño Eating Contest.

In Other News. Glamboyant Magazine is reporting that Justin Bieber has stated that he does not want anyone to refer to him as the male version of Lindsay Lohan.

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