ATLANTA - Reese Witherspoon is still in hiding due to extreme embarrassment over her recent arrest due to her disorderly conduct.
A spokesperson for Ms. Witherspoon identified as Tucker "Bubba" Frattficker, stated that the actress wanted her family, friends, and fans to know that she did not use all of the extremely vulgar, nasty profane words that the authorities allege she did.
She did admit that she was one pissed off little fake blonde, but she said that she just did not like her husband being accused of peeking into a neighbor's barn and trying to make off with a milk goat.
Witherspoon stated that she has enough money to buy 40,000 milk goats if she wanted to.
An unnamed source who knows Reese and her husband Jimmy "Pickles" Toth very well said that he recalls that back in January, Jimmy was caught peeking inside a neighbor's barn but (Jimmy) said that he was just looking for Henrietta, one of his prized egg-laying hens that had wandered off his and Reese's property.
To view three different photos of Reese Witherspoon shown laughing, crying, and impersonating the highly disrespectful Chelsea Handler go to www.reesewitherspoonfaces.huh