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Thursday, 25 April 2013

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Rob Pattinson's sandals sitting just outside his Malibu Beach mansion, The Vampire Villa.

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, the singer who sang the hit song "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It" were recently seen entering RPattz infamous Vampire Villa located in Malibu Beach.

The couple was spotted by Tahiti Zeppelin, senior reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres as they walked hand-in-hand on the beach at Pattinson's luxurious villa.

Both Katy and Rob are fresh out of relationships that can best be described as somewhat indescribable.

Perry dumped Tinsel Town's top heartless heartbreaker John "The Player" Mayer and Rob has managed to escape the moody relationship he had with Kristen "The Scowl" Stewart.

Miss Zeppelin stated that an inside source, believed to be either Pattinson's maid or his cook, stated that she could hear Mr. Rob and Miss Katy making moaning sounds from midnight until 2:05 a.m.

When asked to describe the types of moans she heard the house employee replied that the moans were erotic in nature and they definitely sounded like the couple was having themselves one hell of a fun time.

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