WEST HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, performed a 20 minute stand up routine at West Hollywood's famed Laughing Beaver Comedy Club.
And the 79-year-old Yiddish Yapper managed to attack her usual targets; Adele, Chelsea Handler, Christina Aguilera, and Queen Elizabeth.
But patrons were shocked when Rivers suddenly turned her venom-spewing rants and tirades towards sweet Taylor Swift.
Joan suggested that the little country cutey stop writing songs about her failed relationships and start writing happy personal tunes such as ones about crop rotating, butter churning, and tractor repairing.
Rivers noted that the way Swift seems to date old fogey's it wouldn't surprise her if one day she isn't seen on the arm of 65-year-old Steven Tyler.
The Countess of the Red Carpet then commented that poor little Taylor still has to use a training bra. She giggled and said that one would have thought that after 317 boyfriends the little niblets would have been fully trained by now.