Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

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Brande shown relaxing in her Hollywood Hills mansion pool. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

MANHATTAN - One of the biggest surprises on this season's edition of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars is the fact that Brande Roderick was fired.

Most of the show's viewers were surprised to see the beautiful, svelte, 38-year-old model-actress get sent home.

The California-born blonde was the eighth celebrity to be eliminated from the show. Seven celebrities remain and many feel that Gary "The Space Cadet" Busey could very well end up being this year's champion.

Busey, who The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana is named after, refers to himself as the Solar System Poet.

Gary has the creative gift of taking a question and turning the answer into the modern day version of the Magna Carta, the Gettysburg Address, and the rules to the board game Monopoly without batting an eye.

Brande talked to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight and she told him that she was shocked to hear the Trumpster look her in her eyes and say, "Brande, you're fired."

She remarked that one reason for her utter surprise was the fact that she is four times prettier than Marilu Henner, who just happened to be on her team.

Brande went on to add that she has millions of followers on Twitter and everyone said that she would not be eliminated because she is the best-looking eye candy to appear on the show in a long time.

SIDENOTE: Brande wants to stress the fact that contrary to what Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter is putting out, she has no plans to sue either Donald Trump, the producers of Celebrity Apprentice, or Mitt Romney.

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