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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

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Lady Gaga has said that she hopes to one day be a member of the U.S. Congress. (Photo graciously provided by V.P Joe Biden).

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga says that she is tired of sitting around and doing nothing due to her back problem.

The "Born This Way" singer sat down with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue at a Flat As A Pancake Pancake House in Brooklyn.

She discussed the fact that she had no idea that doing absolutely nothing could be so damn boring.

The Brooklyn songstress stressed the fact that at first she enjoyed the fact that she could go to bed early and wake up early.

But she said that after eight days of doing just that she became officially bored to tears, a term made popular by Speaker of The House John Boehner.

Lady Gaga said that she recently had the pleasure of meeting the former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at a Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in Manhattan.

LG expressed the fact that she was honored to meet Mrs. Clinton who encouraged her to look into getting into politics.

Lady Gaga told her that she would love to but did not really know any politicians.

Hillary took out her cell phone and gave her the phone numbers of 31 politicians in the New York City area who would be more than happy to show her the political ropes.

SIDENOTE: Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that Lady Gaga is seriously contemplating running for the Brooklyn city council.

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