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Monday, 22 April 2013

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Kate Middleton has said that her favorite all time favorite band was The Beatles. (Photo by Prince Philip).

LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s.

Reports are that Kate and William had been wanting to visit the club since they had dinner with Paul McCartney last Valentine's Day at The Friar Tuck Hotel in Manchester.

Kate expressed to Sir Paul that as a little girl the very first album she ever bought was Meet The Beatles. She said that she played it so much that the needle actually wore completely through to the other side.

She giggled as she said that lucky for her, her father knew a long playing album repairman who fixed the album for 85 cents.

After flying into Liverpool William and Kate took a cab to the Cavern Club. When they arrived at the club William exited the cab first. The crowd let out a hip hip hooray cheer.

When Kate exited the cab after her husband, the crowd let out a much more thunderous hip hip hooray cheer due to the fact that unbeknownst to her the Duchess of Cambridge had show the entire throng of reporters her pink, lacy bikini thongs.

One reporter with London's Ta Ta For Now News, who was identified as Chatsworth Wigginholt managed to take a photo that truly captured the royal duchess in all her royal crotchness splendor.

SIDENOTE: Within four hours Wigginholt had sold the rights to the photo to Celebrity Globe Magazine for the unbelievable sum of $800,000.

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