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Monday, 22 April 2013

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Ashley Judd, 45, says that she is devastated that her husband Dario Franchitti has filed for divorce.

LOS ANGELES - It has not been a very good year for actress Ashley Judd and close friends are deeply concerned.

Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Ashley, 45, who is the sister of Wynonna Judd and daughter of Naomi Judd recently stated that she has been fighting bouts of depressed depression.

Judd was shocked when her much younger husband three-time Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 39 filed for divorce on grounds of Ipso Non Interestitis Ibid.

Ashley told 3T's Pico de Gallo that Dario had actually told her that he decided to file for divorce because he just got tired of their May-December marriage.

The race car driver added that at first he thought that it would be great to be married to a famous cougar like Ashley.

But he confessed that after 11 years of marriage, the interest faded sort of like David Crosby's hopes of ever being a slim and trim music machine.

Franchitti wanted to make it perfectly clear that it was not because he is always surrounded by fantastically, sexy-looking young women who constantly hand him their phone numbers.

Meanwhile, reports are that Ashley had turned to Charlie Sheen who had offered her his shoulder the day after she had been served with the divorce papers.

Charlie stressed the fact that he is not interested in Ashley in a physical nature but strictly in an emotional, mental, and political nature.

SIDENOTE: Sheen did say that although Ashley Judd is not exactly his type he would not mind doing the hokey pokey with her in the interest of passing time.

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