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Thursday, 18 April 2013

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Len Goodman was born in London's Crumpet Towers. (Photo courtesy of Camilla Parker-Bowles).

HOLLYWOOD - Comedian D.L. Hughley was eliminated on week five of this season's Dancing With The Stars competition.

But the funnyman did not go quietly into the dark night. All season D.L. was harshly criticized by the British judge Len Goodman, alias The Grouchy Grouch.

Goodman who is 68, but looks 88, seemed to concentrate all of his hate-filled wrath on the L.A. born comedian.

But D.L. knew that he had to hold back as long as he was still on the show.

But as soon as he was eliminated he fired off a salvo at the Brit judge that had the old geezer so upset and angry that he was literally speaking in tongues.

Hughley spoke backstage with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors and D.L. hit the museum artifact with everything but Bruno Tonioli's boxer shorts.

Right away D.L. said that if Len's nose was any bigger it would have to be legally classified as a horn.

He then remarked that the English dandy is such a stickler for authenticity that he puts Viagra pills in his hot dogs.

Miss Rangoon then commented that Mr. Goodman smelled pretty bad. Hughley laughed and said that she would to if she kept fish and chips in her underwear like Len the Old Hen does.

D.L. ended his interview with Ling Chow by saying that Goodman's evil, demonic, bitter, hate-filled personality is due to his inhaling too much tainted fog as a little lad living in London.

In Other News. Ann Coulter has denied rumors that she will be moving to Iraq in the summer.

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