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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

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Pamela Anderson has fallen head-over-heels for Rob Pattinson. (Photo by Paco Peso).

SANTA MONICA - Pamela Anderson is back in the news and the former Baywatch babe is extremely happy about it.

Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita Guacamole reported Anderson was spotted on the famed Santa Monica Pier passionately making out with Twilight Saga star Rob Pattinson.

The 45-year-old bronzed beauty has reportedly told some of her close friends that she wants to get into a May-December relationship like fellow friends Demi Moore, Jennifer Lopez, and Cameron Diaz.

Anderson stated that she recently spoke with J.Lo who told her that she would not trade her boy-toy for a Mercedes-Benz, a Rolls Royce, or even a Lamborghini.

Pamela, who recently appeared on The Viagra View, confessed to Larry King that she is still in tip top shape and that she hardly has any cellulite at all.

She pointed out that she has no stretch marks or liver spots and says that she owes it all to the fact that the does 12.3 miles on the thread mill everyday.

Pam also confessed that she uses Wrinkles Away Lotion, Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream, and Liver Spot Removal Salve.

Anderson also said that just the fact that she is dating Rob Pattinson who is 19 years younger than her makes her feel like she has the body of 28-year-old Scarlett Johansson.

Pamela told Miss Guacamole that she has never fallen head-over-heels in love with any man the way she has with RPattz.

In A Related Story. Vice-President Joe Biden, who is an avid Baywatch fan, has said that one of his most prized possessions is an autographed photo of Pamela Anderson wearing a red, white, and blue skimpy bikini bathing suit.

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