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Monday, 22 April 2013

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Kate has stated that she has not sexted Charlie Sheen. (Photo provided by Rico Chorizo).

READING, Pennsylvania - Reality show queen Kate Gosselin says that she really misses the limelight and wants desperately to get back into a reality show.

Kate said that appearing on Jon and Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8 not only helped to boost her feminine confidence but it certainly helped to pad her checking and savings accounts.

Since divorcing Jon, her Korean boyfriend, the sexy mother of 8 has been linked to such celebrities as Steven Tyler lead singer with Aerosmith and Russell Brand the ex-husband of Katy "The Eyes Have It" Perry.

The Gossipette Gazette recently reported that Kate was caught sexting some steamy, x-rated messages to none other than the original space cadet himself Charlie Sheen.

Kate denies the allegations saying that the GG has her confused with Lindsay Lohan who is so desperate for money that she will do or say whatever Sheen tells her to do or say.

Gosselin stressed that she has never in her life sexted anyone. She giggled and added except for that one time when she accidentally sent a text message to Vice-President Joe Biden that she said was intended for Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

In Other News. The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Justin Bieber has sent his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez 43 emails and she has not responded to a single one.

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