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Thursday, 18 April 2013

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Sarah "Snowballs" Palin shown hunting moose in Alaska from a state-owned helicopter.

REDONDO BEACH, California - Nina Dobrev has stated that she enjoys starring in The Vampire Diaries so much she would almost do it for free.

But of course her agent and personal manager both have other opinions.

Nina, 24, has been involved in a relationship with her co-star Ian Somerhalder, 34, for quite sometime now.

She confessed that the two have been reading movie scripts and hope to star in a motion picture together.

Dobrev was recently named The Best Actress In Hollywood by the prestigious Motion Picture Commission of Scotland.

Nina flew to Glasgow, Scotland where she was presented with a gold plaque, a 2013 Hyundai Firecracker, and a check for $19,000.

She endeared herself to the people of Scotland by donating the entire check to Glasgow's Home For Retired Bagpipers.

Dobrev was asked about the rumors stating that her and Tom Cruise had been spotted sitting on a motorcycle at the Encino Reservoir.

She laughed and said that she is afraid of motorcycles. Nina then grinned and commented that Tommy (Cruise) who is 50, is old enough to be her father.

Nina then made it perfectly clear that her heart and soul belong to Ian Somerhalder. She winked and added that Ian is also the owner of all of her other parts.

In Late Breaking News. Sarah Palin has been warned by The Alaskan state government that if she uses a state owned helicopter to hunt moose one more time she will be fined $85,000.

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