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Monday, 15 April 2013

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During an emotional television interview, actor Steve Buscemi acknowledged that he's known for years that he has too many teeth.

"I'm tired of lying about it and decided to admit it--I have way too many teeth," the 55-year-old Buscemi told Oprah Winfrey as he dabbed tears from his eyes.

Most adults have 32 teeth, but Buscemi claims to have 114.

"It's something I've always been self-concious about," Buscemi told Oprah, adding that it takes more than an hour each evening to floss and brush.

"My fingers go numb, and it takes a half-mile of floss to clean all my teeth," claimed Buscemi.

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