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Monday, 15 April 2013

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Mariah says that Nicki overdoes her makeup as evidenced by the fact that she goes through two lipsticks daily.

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that the two female judges on American Idol cannot stand each other.

Fellow judge Randy "The Dawg" Jackson recently revealed to Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti that Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minja have not said two words to each other during their entire time on this season's American Idol.

Jackson said that the shows producers at first had placed Keith Urban to sit between Carey and Minaj but he asked to be moved to the end.

He confessed that due to all of the tension between the two female judges it was making him nervous and his wife Nicole Kidman had noticed that he had lost some of his happy-go-lucky personality.

So The Dawg was moved to sit between the two ladies and act as a type of Berlin Wall or to be more up-to-date the U.S.-Mexico Border Fence.

Mariah recently talked to Miss Confetti and said that she cannot stand Minaj's high-pitched, whining voice. She noted that it reminds her of a female cat mixing it up with a trio of male rottweilers.

She said that Nicki's humongously fake eyelashes could ward off an attack from a woodpecker.

Mariah went on to say that Minaj uses so much damn lipstick that she goes through two lipsticks on a daily basis.

Mrs. Nick Cannon laughingly pointed out that Nicki's butt is so gigantic that it could easily be used as a mini-bar.

In Other News. The rumor that Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona is pregnant with Metta World Peace's baby has been emphatically denied by a spokesperson for the governor.

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