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Tuesday, 16 April 2013

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Lindsay recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that her drug days are over.

INDIO, California - Rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan has shown that she is anything but shy as she has made an astounding request of the Los Angeles County Courthouse authorities.

Lohan, who is due to begin her rehab process on May 2, at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles, has asked if she could be allowed to do part of it at The Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival in Indio, California.

The event draws young rock and roll enthusiasts from 49 of the 50 states.

Lindsay, who says she is finding it harder and harder to cover up her facial freckles, revealed that she attended the opening day's festivities and ran across such noted celebrities as Paris Hilton, Jay Leno, Kristen Stewart, and Mitt Romney.

The Alice in Wonderland crowd likes to refer to themselves as The Woodstock Grandkids.

There is no mistaking that the carnival and circus-like atmosphere is right up Lohan's alley as she is perhaps America's number one party girl.

Some of the bands that have been booked to perform at the festival include Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz, Tarzan & The Tarzana Vineyard Vampires, El El Chill Yo Bro, and Hokey Pokey & The Okey Dokey Band.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The word on the streets of Indio is that Lindsay is pregnant. I asked Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest if this was in fact true. He giggled and said that it is his understanding that the state of California has stated that if Lohan gets pregnant she will be arrested as she has no business having a baby since she herself is basically a baby.]

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