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Friday, 26 April 2013

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Kim said that since becoming pregnant she has developed a craving for ice cream cones and eats 25 a day.

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian is reportedly very upset at the fact that she has gone from weighing 119 to 219, a weight gain of 100 pounds.

Kim, who is 32, and stands 5-foot-2-inches tall has told her sister Khloe that her baby daddy Kanye West said that if she keeps gaining weight the way she is she'll probably end up going to the hospital delivery room in a U-Haul trailer.

Khloe laughed and told her that if that is the case then her and sister Kourtney will all ride together in the U-Haul trailer with her to make sure that she doesn't accidentally fall if the trailer should hit a chug hole.

Kim said that she received an email from Wynonna Judd saying to keep her chins up and not worry about what the tummy trolls have to say.

Wy then added that the other day when she was having lunch at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in La Brea, a woman asked her when the triplets were due.

Judd said that she hit the woman with a breadstick right on her sarcastic lips.

To see explicit photos of a pregnant and naked Kim Kardashian go to www.kimkardashianandherbigbelly.wow.

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