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Wednesday, 24 April 2013

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Larry King hosts The Viagra View along with Regis Philbin. (Photo by Joan Rivers).

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King and Regis Philbin are as happy as two anteaters at a fire ant convention thanks to the great ratings for their brand new hit talk show The Viagra View.

Philbin, 81, recently told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld that he hasn't been this excited about anything since September of 1973, when he was molested by three Las Vegas showgirls in his hotel room.

Co-Host Larry King, 79, adds that he loves everything associated with their show especially their musical director the legendary Bob Dylan who at 71, is a kid compared to Philbin and him.

A recent show featured Ringo Starr, the drummer for the greatest band of all time, the Beatles. Ringo explained how he came about singing the lead on their hit "Yellow Submarine."

"Well ya see mate," Ringo explained, "The lads Paul and John did not want to 'av any part of da song. So they gave the bloody, bloomin', blimey song to old Ringo who sang da 'ell out of it he did."

Mike Tyson appeared on the show and he actually demonstrated exactly how he had bitten Evander Holyfield's ear in their infamous 1997 boxing match known as the Bite Fight which took place in Las Vegas.

Tyson noted that at first he was going to bite Holyfield on his nose, but he noticed that he had an allergy so he decided on the ear instead.

And little Honey Boo Boo, the beauty pageant princess from McIntyre, Georgia, told Philbin that she has now made enough money to go to Harvard, Yale, or Georgia Tech.

Honey Boo Boo was asked what she thought about all of the hullabaloo being made over Kobe Bryant tweeting while his Lakers team was playing the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA playoffs.

The pint-sized Alana Thompson giggled and said that perhaps Mr. Bryant should let his team play and stop trying to act like he's the black version of Bobby Knight.

In Late Breaking News. Word out of Boston is that the Celtics will remain in Boston after all and not move to Chattanooga as the team ownership had remarked would be happening after the 2012-2013 season.

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