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Tuesday, 9 April 2013

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Donald Trump totally disliked the bottle of perfume that Dennis Rodman created.

MANHATTAN - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA basketball star, was the sixth celebrity to be fired by Donald Trump on this season's edition of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice.

Dennis, who has more bling on his face than all of the teens in Iowa combined, was sent home after being responsible for what Trump, 66, called an unbelievable misstep.

Rodman was the project manner of his team and it was their job to create a brand new perfume in honor of Donald's much younger wife Melania who is 22 years younger than the Trumpster.

Dennis and fellow teammates Trace "Cowboy" Adkins, Brande "Legs" Roderick, and Lil Jon AKA Grill Mouth all participated in the project.

Brande came up with the fragrance, which she called a scent combination of rose, freesia, peony, and frankincense.

Trace provided the music and Lil Jon was responsible for pouring the perfume into the bottles.

Dennis supervised and proofread the advertising text. At the board room meeting Dennis learned that Mrs. Trump's first name had been misspelled.

Her name is Melania but the name on the perfume bottles and on the ad poster was Melinda.

But what really put the icing on the cake was when Trump saw the name of the perfume which Dennis had come up with...Trophy Wife.

Donald Trump saw it and he exploded. Trace Adkins said that he swears that he actually saw Donald's hair stand completely on end.

Trump immediately looked at Rodman, shook his head, and yelled out, "Dennis, you're fired, now get your bling blinged face outta my board room, my building, and my city."

In A Related Story. Gary "The Space Cadet" Busey remarked to Lil Jon that Melania Trump has the most beautiful elbows he has ever seen.

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