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Thursday, 16 May 2013

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Larry King says that he and co-host Regis Philbin are thrilled at how great their new talk show is doing.

NEW YORK CITY - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the cable hit The Vampire Diaries appeared on Larry King and Regis Philbin's talk show, The Viagra View.

Also appearing on the show was Honey Boo Boo, the nation's most famous 7-year-old.

Larry asked Dobrev about the reported rumors of her and Ian breaking up. She assured him that contrary to what the LaLaLand rumor mills are churning out they are still together and they have no plans to end their romantic whirlwind romance.

Somerhalder added that while they were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico they had been asked if their break up had something to do with Justin Bieber.

Nina said she laughed and said that compared to her boyfriend, Bieber is a Boy Scout and Somy is a Navy Seal.

The two revealed that they are currently in talks with Tri-Moon Pictures about doing a vampire-spy motion picture which will be shot on location in Austria, Switzerland, and Green Bay.

Honey Boo Boo meanwhile told Regis that she was invited to go to North Korea by Kim Jong Un but decided not to make the trip because she does not want to have to bother learning how to use chop sticks.

She giggled as she said that she loves Alphabet Soup and it would pretty much be next to impossible to eat it with a pair of chopsticks.

SIDENOTE: Larry and Regis are proud to announce that The Viagra View has just passed Barbara Walters' The View in the ratings department.

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