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Wednesday, 3 April 2013

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Wynonna will be returning back to her ranch in Tennessee. (Photo by Naomi Judd).

HOLLYWOOD - Country music songstress Wynonna Judd is this season's first Dancing With The Stars celebrity to be sent packing back home.

Wynonna admitted two or seven times during her short stay that she is a singer and not a dancer and of course anyone who saw her dance couldn't possibly think that Wy could in any way, shape, or form be confused for a dancer.

Comedian Zydeco Dupree stated, that Lady Judd has all of the dancing ability of the Rock of Gibraltar.

Her partner Tony Dovolani disclosed to Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that Wynonna was a trooper but pointed out that his main concern was making sure that she did not step on his feet.

Judd even joked that probably the only dancing she would be real good at would be at playing musical chairs.

Andy "The Worry Wart" Dick and his gorgeously beautiful partner Sharna Burgess found themselves in the Bottom 3 as did Lisa Vanderpump of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and her dance partner Gleb "The Kid" Savchenko.

But perhaps the angriest of all of the contestants was comedian D.L. Hughley, who feels that the two male judges have been extremely harsh on him.

He told Ms. Wine that he wishes he could respond to the venomous old British grouch Len Goodman and the sissified gaytalian judge Bruno "Eye Shadow" Tonioli.

Zydeco Dupree, who knows Hughley very well, said that if brutha D.L. was allowed to unleash his hard hitting verbal comedic jabs on Goodman and Tonioli he would have both of them crying like fairyesque sidesaddle riding punks within 12 seconds.

In Other News. Lindsay Lohan has revealed that the April Fool's joke about her being pregnant was suggested to her by Vice-President Joe Biden.

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