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Monday, 1 April 2013

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Queen Elizabeth has said that Pippa Middleton's baby shower for Kate isn't happening.

LONDON - Pippa Middleton has made it quite clear that she is going ahead with her plans to give her sister Kate a baby shower no matter what Queen Elizabeth says.

According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency the royal queen when told of the baby shower replied that she does not approve and the baby shower will not take place.

When Pippa was told of the queen's very stern remarks she got a very serious look on her face.

Pippa replied that the queen is not the boss of her and if she wants to give her sister Kate an effen piƱata party complete with Margaritas and male strippers than she'll sure do it.

Prince William reportedly told Kate to tell Pippa to stop disrespecting his grandmother. Kate allegedly told Willie that he is a big boy and he can tell Pippa himself.

SIDENOTE: When Prince Philip was asked to comment on Pippa's baby shower for the mother-to-be Kate, he smiled and asked, "Kate's pregnant?"

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