HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian is very upset that she has been clobbered by the movie critics regarding her performance in the new motion picture Tyler Perry's Temptation.
Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine said that Kim has about as much business being an actress as Wynonna Judd has being a spokesperson for Anorexia Nervosa.
Miss Vox said that she has seen better acting from a tuna fish.
Vox stated, "I strongly suggest to Miss Kim that she not quit her day job...oh, wait a moment Kim doesn't have a day job."
Huckleberry Citrus with LaLaLand Daily said that perhaps the only person in America who is a worse actor than Kim Kardashian is Jay Leno.
She stated that Leno is outwardly pretending that his being terminated by NBC does not bother him.
But everyone can tell that inside he is absolutely livid. An inside source revealed that the other day Jay was in his office sharpening pencils with his mouth.
Kanye West defended his baby mama by saying that Kim's performance was so fantastic that it actually brought a tear to his eye.
Kim's mom Kris Jenner defended her daughter by saying that she may not have done very well in her premier motion picture but that she is 97 percent certain that by the time she has two or three more films underneath her belt she will be just as good if not better than Meryl Streep, Sandra Bullock, or Melissa McCarthy.
SIENOTE: Reggie Bush who is an ex-boyfriend of Kim's said that he went to see the movie but when he heard Kim speak her lines she was so bad that he began laughing so loud that he was asked to leave the theater.