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Wednesday, 3 April 2013

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Monica said that she was shocked at Charlie Sheen's request. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

VAN NUYS, California - The nation's most infamous White House intern, Monica Lewinsky, was spotted in Van Nuys getting a pedicure at The Fernando of The San Fernando Valley Pedicure Salon.

As she was leaving the salon she was approached by Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Magazine.

Lewinsky, 39, was asked about the fact that she allegedly has a crush on Charlie Sheen.

The former White House party girl nodded her hair in the affirmative. She then told Miss Tallyho that last week as she was having dinner by herself at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Hollywood Heights Charlie Sheen came up to her table.

She said that he told her that she was looking really sexy and he offered her a cigar. Monica blushed and told him that her cigar days were all behind her now.

Sheen, who is 37, then told her that he was not going to beat around the bush and asked her if she would consider being his cougar goddess.

Monica put down her slice of double pepperoni pizza and sternly asked him if he would consider being her jive-ass punk.

Charlie's eyes got the size of Katy Perry's eyes. He grinned and said that a simple "No" would have sufficed.

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