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Wednesday, 24 April 2013

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Chelsea shown in Tarzana without make up, deodorant, and her blonde wig.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the most vulgar women on television, Chelsea Handler has denied the existence of a sex tape in which she is the female participant and Jesse James is the male participant.

The 38-year-old talk show host told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she will admit to having dated the motorcycle maniac but she totally denies any video existence of their sexual escapades.

Handler, who has stated that she prefers to date black athletes over any other type of man in the entire world, said that she is not really into men who are completely covered in tattoos.

She noted that she once dated a musician who had even tattooed his manhood. Chelsea said that to this day she has no idea why in the world he felt the need to have a likeness of the Netherlands tattooed on his winky.

When Jesse James was contacted and asked about the sex tape he simply moaned, popped his knuckles, and asked "Who the hell is Chelsea Handler?"

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