LOS ANGELES - Jim Carrey is fit to be tied as he continues to get hammered by members of the fair and impartial folks at the Fox Network.
Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Tapioca Swizzle stated that the whole matter was ignited when an unnamed Fox talk show host stated on the air that no one at the network had seen Jim Carrey's latest movie The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.
Adding insult to injury is the fact that the movie, which also stars Steve Carell, has been panned by many of the movie critics.
Movie goers are choosing to stay away preferring instead to spend their hard-earned money on films such as The Croods, Olympus Has Fallen, and Oz The Great and Powerful.
Carrey, who temper wise is the white male version of Omarosa The Ogre, made a video in which he makes fun of talk show hosts Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity, Rush "Tubby" Limbaugh, and Bill "Mr. Single Guy" O'Reilly.
He calls the three talk show hosts bargain basement versions of The Three Stooges.
Greta Van Susteren chimed in and said that Mr. Carrey needs to dial back his anger button because his comments are threading into the legal realm of Ipso Bitteritus Flagrante Ibid Facto.
Jim, the man with the rubber face, stated that he wanted to appear on Hannity's pissant show but he was told by producers that they did not want him to come on the show for fear that he would jinx it like he apparently has done with his movie.
Carrey told Miss Swizzle that he would rather watch reruns of Gilligan's Island than waste his time listening to the GOPers at Fox spew their venomous venom.
He went on to say that regarding Limbaugh there is just something not normal about a grown man sucking on a 12-inch cigar the way he does.
Bill O'Reilly stated that Jimmy is just upset because people do not like his brand of humor anymore which he described as possibly being hilarious to four and five-year-olds.
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