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Sunday, 31 March 2013

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Justin Bieber's three cats, Khloe, Kim, and Kanye. (Photo by Paco Peso).

McINTYRE, Georgia - Justin Bieber seems to be trying to set some kind of celebrity bad attitude record as once again the little lad from north of the border is back in the spoiled brat spotlight.

And this time he is accused of allegedly spitting on one of his neighbors who complained that Justin's cats were meowing much too loud.

Amazingly, one individual who is defending the Biebs is little McIntyre, Georgia native Alana Thompson better known as Honey Boo Boo star of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

The pint-sized 7-year-old recently stated that she is tired of seeing one of her idols lambasted (her word) all over the newspapers, the television news shows, the celebrity magazines, the supermarket tabloids, and even by that GOP witch Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

Honey Boo Boo, who is not afraid to express herself, said that she has all of Justin's CD's and she listens to them every night before her mama, who recently lost 100 pounds, calls her and her three pleasantly plump sisters to dinner.

The little cowgirl, as Honey Boo Boo's number one fan Miranda Lambert calls her, said that Justin is really not a bad guy it's just that he drinks way too many non-diet sodas and they kick his blood sugar level way up there to where he acts like a little white version of that evil vampire Omarosa.

SIDENOTE: Walmart is reporting that sales of the Honey Boo Boo Bobblehead Doll have just surpassed the combined sales of the bobble head dolls of Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, and Barbara Walters.

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