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Sunday, 31 March 2013

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A photo of the DJ's table at San Paulo's Amazon Jungle Lounge. (NOTE: Lindsay Lohan is underneath the table).

SAN PAULO, Brazil - It appears that rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan is not quite ready to hang up her drinking glass just yet.

The Hollywood starlet known as The Freckle Faced Train Wreck flew down to Brazil (no pun intended) to film a commercial for Yummy Yum Yum Brazil Nuts.

A close source to the much troubled 26-year-old revealed that Lohan was paid $100,000 for the advertisement.

The source explained that Lohan told him that she will put $5,000 towards the amount she owes the government in taxes.

Lindsay then disclosed that the remaining $95,000 will be used to pay for drinks, meals, and souvenirs while she is in Brazil.

Lohan was spotted at San Paulo's notorious Amazon Jungle Lounge where she claims she ate some bad Pastelitos de Maracuy√° (Passion Fruit Muffins) which she alleges made her feel dizzy, woozy, and spacey as hell.

She was asked about the photos taken of her sitting on the filthy floor underneath the DJ's table.

Lindsay giggled and said that she was merely playing hide and seek with an unnamed friend of hers.

SIDENOTE: The unnamed friend who is believed to be either Bambalina Dipdabble or Trevor Cootfiskin said that while in San Paulo, Lindsay was given a free, state of the art Brazilian Bikini Wax job.

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