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Friday, 29 March 2013

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Girls are rallying to Justin's side

Justin Beiber has been in rare form as of late. He's had to be hospitalized after problems on stage. He went after paparazzi in London on the street threatening bodily harm. And now, after racing his new Ferrari around the streets in his enclave, has spit in the face of one of his neighbors who took issue with him driving recklessly.

It seems there has been a rash of implosions on the celebrity front all caused by the same infliction, vaginosis.

Vaginosis is the after effect males get when they are cut off from their girlfriend's vaginal recreation area.

Mel Gibson cut off, goes crazy, insults Jews, goes on telephone tirades, drinks even more heavily than usual. Vaginosis

Tiger Woods caught with his penis in 18 holes, drives car into a tree, goes from #1 golfer in the world to off the charts for almost two years. Vaginosis

Alex Baldwin, cut off, takes it out on daughter calling her a little piglet. Vaginosis

And most recently Justin Beiber, Vaginosis.

The Center for Disease Control is looking into this new affliction to see if there are any dangers to the public as a whole. No pun intended.

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