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Friday, 29 March 2013

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Ashton said that Demi recently sent him an envelope which contained 53 photos of her in a skimpy bikini swimsuit.

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis confided to her hair stylist, FuFi Fondue of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive, that all of the recent spitefully sinister antics of Demi Moore, 50, are starting to scare her.

The girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher, 35, said that Ashton's ex-wife is beginning to act like a possessed banshee who does not want anyone to have her ex-boy toy if she can't have him.

Fondue commented that Kunis confessed to him that Ashton has changed the locks on all of his houses, his apartments, his cars, his trucks, and even his ATV.

The 28-year-old Black Swan actress made no bones about the fact that Moore is starting to give her scary nightmares.

Kunis said that in her nightmares she keeps seeing Demi standing over a stove and stirring a pot with a woodchuck in it.

Her boyfriend Ashton has talked to Demi's former husband Bruce Willis and asked him to intervene.

Bruce apparently told Ashton that he knows how vengefully vindictive DM can be and he wants no part of the 50-year-old boy-toy seeking gal.

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