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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

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Tom Bergeron definitely gives a thumbs up to Kellie, Zendaya, and Baltimore Ravens star Jacoby Jones.

HOLLYWOOD - Right out of the Dancing With The Stars starting gate it looks like it is going to be a race between country singer Kellie Pickler, 26, and Disney starlet Zendaya Coleman, 16.

Both gals are as sharp and as fast as a 2013 Lamborghini Murcielago.

Celebrity Globe's Pia Confetti remarked that she cannot recall ever seeing the British judge Len Goodman with such ear-to-ear smiles as when Kellie and Zendaya are on the dance floor dancing up a storm.

Pickler is partnered with "The Dancing Dude" Derek Hough, while Zendaya's dance partner is Val "The Ukrainian" Chmerkovskiy.

On the other side of the dance floor coin is comedian D.L. Hughley who has shown that he has about as much rhythm as an elderly rhino.

Bruno Tonioli remarked that D.L. has got to be one of only three or four bruthas in the entire nation who have absolutely no rhythm whatsoever and there is as yet, no known way to transplant rhythm.

Hughley's partner Cheryl Cole says that he is positively furious because a lot of his friends are now monitoring his calls and not bothering to get back with him.

Reports are that President Barack Obama even called him up and asked, "Say fella, what da hell is wrong with you. I mean I can dance way better than you and I'm only half black, fa shizzle ma nizzle get with the program bro."

Pia echoed Carrie Ann Inaba's sentiment that Wynonna Judd is probably the biggest female to ever appear in the 16 seasons of Dancing With The Stars.

Her partner Tony Dovolani says that she is getting better now that he has convinced her not to eat while they are dancing.

And one of the nicest contestants to ever appear on the show is former Olympic figure skating champion Dorothy Hamill.

Dotty bakes cookies for all of the dancers as well as the judges and the hosts.

Her partner Tristan MacManus says that Dotty is so nice that she even presented him with a pair of plaid Scottish boxer shorts that she had personally hand sewn for him.

SIDENOTE: Sad to say Dorothy had to drop out after her doctor told her that if she didn't she could end up causing some serious nerve damage to her back.

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