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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

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McCartney will be appearing on The Viagra View and reveal some intimate secrets about Eleanor Rigby.

NEW YORK CITY - The hosts of the new talk show The Viagra View, Regis Philbin and Larry King have announced that they have booked former Beatles Paul McCartney, Hollywood movie icon Clint Eastwood, and former Disney starlet Selena Gomez.

Philbin, who at 81, is two years older than King, told TV ClickerWorld's Sangria Wine that their new talk show is winning its time slot beating out the soap opera Days of Stress, the game show Whatever, and reruns of Etch-A-Sketch This which was hosted by Joan "The Moan" Rivers.

Regis stated that he and Larry along with the shows musical director Bob Dylan could not be happier.

He noted that two days ago he had met with Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich, who is the spokesperson for The Epitome Television Network, and she informed him that all of their advertising sponsors are as happy as Kirstie Alley at a pie-eating contest.

Larry King told Miss Wine that Paul McCartney will be revealing for the very first time some very intimate details about Eleanor Rigby that are going to shock the audience.

He disclosed that Clint Eastwood is going to bring along some never before seen outtakes from his old 60s TV western Rawhide.

And Selena Gomez is going to perform her brand new song titled "Stop Texting, Tweeting, and Calling Me Justin, It's Over, So Get Over It Already."

In Late Breaking News. CNN is reporting that North Korea's Kim Jong Un has said that if the rice for bananas trade talks between his country and Costa Rica break down he will most likely launch a missile towards the banana republic.

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