SANTA MONICA - Apparently Lindsay Lohan is still the luckiest girl in the entire United States as she was seen partying at Santa Monica's Inebriated Hippo Lounge without a worry in the world.
Never mind that she had just been sentenced to serve 90 days in a rehab lockdown.
Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle commented that it is as apparent as the baby bump on Kim Kardashian's belly that Miss Lohan does not give a damn about authority, the law, or sad to say herself.
Her lookalike mother Dina tried to have her committed to The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic but Lindsay quickly called up Charlie Sheen who pulled some strings and got her out of it.
Even 69-year-old Mick Jagger has said that he does not know how in the world Lohan can get away with stuff that any other 26-year-old girl in America would end up in prison for doing.
Lohan who was wearing a T-shirt that said: I Am Bullet Proof replied that she deserves to be treated differently since that is just one of the perks of being a nationally known movie star who is loved by hundreds of people.
Lindsay told Carolina Chipotle that she recently received a text message from Hugh Hefner stating that if he was not already married, he would like to be married to her because he likes exciting, carefree, freckled faced women.
SIDENOTE: President Obama has stated that he is going to have the attorney general find out why in the world Lohan keeps getting away with breaking the law time after time, after time, after time.