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Saturday, 23 March 2013

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Tyra said that she received a total of 13 boxes of chocolate for Valentine's Day.

NEW YORK CITY - The host of America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, has promised that she is going to do everything within her power to get rid of the muffin top that she has developed over the past few months.

Tyra told her good friend Beyonce that she attributes part of the muffin top to Valentine's Day when she received a total of 13 boxes of chocolate candy from different admirers.

Banks tried to give some of it to Beyonce but the "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singer told her that eating chocolate makes her giggle uncontrollably and being a singer that would not be a good thing.

The 39-year-old model also tried to give some of the boxes to Wynonna Judd who is appearing on Dancing With The Stars.

But Wy told her that she can't eat chocolate because it causes her to lose her high octave range.

Tyra said that Kirstie Alley did agree to take four of her boxes and said that she is not allergic to chocolate and she loves it so much she even eats it while she is showering.

In Other News. Britney Spears has assured the soccer moms on her son's team that the next time she attends a game she promises that she will wear panties.

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