WEST HOLLYWOOD - Billy Ray Cyrus, the former country music artist, says that he spoke with his daughter Miley the other day and he could not believe how broken hearted she is.
The man who had a big hit with the song "Achy Breaky Heart" said that Miley cannot believe that she was dumped by her fiancé Australian actor Liam Hemsworth.
Miley spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'Oeuvres, and told her that the two had already picked out a bed, a house, and even a Margarita making machine.
Miss Zeppelin asked her if there was any chance of the two getting back together again and MC replied that Donald Trump would get a crew cut before that happens.
The former star of the Disney Show Hannah Montana said that she is so upset about the breakup that she is seriously thinking about reverting back to her old ways and giving old guys lap dances, pole dances, and Lakers tickets.
In Other News. NBC has stated that they've informed Jay Leno that effective immediately he will be charged for all of the Pepsi and tuna fish sandwiches that he has the NBC commissary deliver to his office.